This essay was originally published on January 26, 2011.
I want all my readers who find Oprah Winfrey annoying to raise their hands. If you do, and don’t want to make yourselves known, I understand. Admitting that you can’t stand Oprah is tantamount to admitting you hate puppies, kittens and babies. I happen to love all three, but I can’t stand Oprah. There; I said it.